He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
