Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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