Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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