I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Do vagina's smell?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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