Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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