When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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