called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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