I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
how do you play pong handcuffed?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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