She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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