I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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