This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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