I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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