i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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