You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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