Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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