Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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