i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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