ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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