So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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