Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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