My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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