I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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