can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You pole danced in your parka.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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