if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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