it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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