So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
how does that bad decision feel?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Shame is for Republicans.
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