Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
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