so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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