Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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