I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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