Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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