I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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