i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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