Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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