Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Michael Bay diarrhea
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
They are going to name an STD after you.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Randomize
