We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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