I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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