You surviving the open bar?
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This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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