I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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