i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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