A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
