So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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