Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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