On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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