This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
No subtext here. People are naked.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
