"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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