His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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