It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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