it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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