We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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