well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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