you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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