I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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