it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
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Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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