Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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